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Dry Violation

Posted at — Jun 21, 2020

What better way is there to use Software Engineering terminologies than to write a song about it!

Now we won’t forget our DRY, YAGNI, KISS, SOLID principles!

Brought to you by Geek and the Booch, our song #DRYVIOLATION is now available on Spotify, GooglePlay, iTunes, and other major platforms.

Lyrics

Chorus:
    Don't repeat yourself
    You aren't gonna need it
    Keep it simple stupid
    Stop wasting everyone's time

Verse 1:
    Every second you are testing my limits
    I'm losing all my patience
    with the unresolved conflicts
    Epic stories 
    the testing keeps on failing
    with penetration, integration 
    blocked by your acceptance

Pre-chorus:
    I can put up with the faking and mocking
    But don't abandon your single responsibility

Chorus

Verse 2:
    Everyday I'm walking through a minefield
    You overthink your problems or reinvent the wheel
    You are twisted with circular dependency
    You are killing me, I'm out of memory

Pre-chorus

Chorus X 2